Me: My feet really hurt when I first get up in the morning
Dr: Let me see your feet . . . oh yeah your feet are . . . I haven't seen feet like this since ...
you need a rolling pin.
Me: I have a rolling pin.
Dr. I need a rolling pin, a solid mahogany one.
Me: Ok.
Dr. That's what my father told my mother he would give her for her wedding present, while they were on their first date. I wonder whereI can get a solid mahogany rolling pin.
Me: I don't know.
Dr. Maybe I should make one.
Me: I guess so.
Dr: You can use a regular rolling pin, or a Dr. Pepper bottle.
Me: For what?
Dr. Your feet.