In academic circles it is self-plagiarism- how stupid ... but not getting into that-
THIS
Last Christmas
Me: Girls, go find that pumpkin you took upstairs.
Girls : What pumpkin?
Me: The one we had to buy at Thanksgiving because I cooked the Halloween one.
They look at me like I'm crazy. Like they weren't the ones who took the pumpkin upstairs and slept with it like it was a stuffed animal. Like they weren't the ones who had taken all the decorative pumpkins and gourds to make a pumpkin family. They look at me like I'm asking them to recite the names of all the people who drown when the Titanic sank.
Me: Girls, I have all the pumpkins and gourds except one. Now go find it before it gets moldy and ruins your stuff.
They go off to their impossible task.
They come back.
Girls : It's not there.
Daniel goes up with them makes them look through every box and bin.
They all say it's not there.
While cleaning my office today I found the pumpkin.
I FOUND THE PUMPKIN!
Grossly mysterious.
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