I was itchy last week. I just woke up on Sunday morning and everything from my lips to my toes was itchy. The more it itched, the worse it got. First I was just itchy. Then I was itchy with red bumps, then I was itchy with red bumps and scratches all over myself.

I went to the drug store and talked to the pharmacist. She told me I was having an allergic reaction. "What did you eat?" "Did you change your laundry detergent?" "Did you go outside?"

I ate asparagus and used pink shower soap.

I would have gladly blamed it all on the soap, but I didn't use it again and I was still itchy 6 days later.

Damn.

My coworker suggested I have a nervous subconscious.

Quite possible.