The other day a little girl knocked on my door to ask if my cat could come out to play. I told her my cat was already out playing, and if she could catch the cat, she could play with her. Sounded fair to me.

Last night I dreamed that my cat jumped off a bridge, never to be seen again. The again, I dreamed my pet panda fell off the same bridge on the same day and he too was never seen again. I really miss that panda.