This is my kissing friend and I at the Scarborough Faire: While I was dressed as a one eyed maiden, my friend was actually wearing a camouflaged shirt that said, “HA! Now you can’t see me!” blue shorts, an orange hat and boots, apparently a medieval hick. Or maybe a hick-vampire as it looks like he is about to bite me.
His mother looked at this photo and said, “Why are you sitting like that?” It seems we were actually touching, which is against her Elizabethan standards. (She knows what boys and girls do alone together in the dark.) The question is, does she know what one eyed maidens and medieval hick-vampires do alone together on cow upholstered couches?
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