So- at the convent things are not as a Protestant might have imagined.

1. The nuns were sitting around in their sweats watching NCIS.
2. The Mother Superior is very young- she offered me a beer.
3. The office computer has a dragon, surrounding a ying-yang- backed by flames, which glow when the computer is on.
4. There is a framed poster on the wall that says "Work fascinates me. I can stare at it for hours."

more on that later