I'm so hot I feel like I'm going to burst into flames. I embrase the fact that I am not a regular person not in any need of fancy things. I get it- I need fancy things. I need bottled water, I need air conditioning with it's hotter than well, hot. I need comfort food when I'm sick, and strange as it may sound- that's not rice an dahl for me. Maybe for lots of others out there- not so much for me.

What I'd really like is to go somewhere cold, and lay there for a day or two. I have another whole week of "vacation" and I've already had enough.

I feel like I'm going to throw up, then burst into flames.

I'm so over India.

Do I really need to see the Taj Mahal?