Meet Dangly 2.0:

Dred Grief Dangly.

AKA "Squeeky"

Squeeky dreams of becoming "Dred Pirate Long Arm" (He was rejected from a life in the Navy on account of his overlong right arm and his hereditarily unruly neck.)

Squeeky’s friends all know that he’d really be a terrible pirate, he doesn’t have a pirate-y bone in his body. Actually he doesn’t have any bones in his body, but white fluff and a very non-pirate-y squeaker.

Unlike Pistachio D. Dangley, who was madly in love with Buzz, Squeeky and Buzz are arch enemies. It’s the squeak that antagonizes the dog, and gives the monkey-thing the upper nub.

Squeeky is smaller than Pistachio. He is navy blue and grey. His neck is not weak, but instead it is very long. The scarf is not required to hold up his head, but is there for cosmetic reasons only. Squeeky would have liked to have a pirate-y sweater and hat, but well, that just wasn’t feasible. He’s thinking about getting a tattoo on his long arm.

Squeeky has a wee crush on Sushimi, but he’s not sure of Sushimi’s gender so he won't make any confession of love until he either figures out what Sushimi is or if he cares.

Sushimi is well aware of the situation, but is somewhat xenophobic and isn’t sure he/she wants to be involved with someone that can’t exactly pin down his genus.