Job 33:28

Wednesday, March 07, 2007

A Bee Buzzed.

A bee buzzed by Buzz.
Buzz said, "Hey! I'm the only Buzz around here."
The bee said, "Buzz."
Buzz said, "Yeah, well take this!"
And Buzz bit the bee.
The bee bit Buzz back.
On the lip, to defend his honor,
and his right to buzz.
Buzz said, "What the . . . !"
The bee said, "Now I must die."
He laid down and softly buzzed.
Buzz walked over to me and said,
"I think there's something on my lif."
I said, "Your lif?"
He said, "Yesh, but don'd toush ib."
I pulled out the stinger.
Buzz said, "Ow" "Bow-Wow-Ow"
I told Buzz to finish off the bee.
He contemplated the life and death of the bee.
I told him it wouldn't sting him again.
Buzz said, "Dumb bee."
Gulp.
The End.

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