How I almost got killed and /or seriously injured this weekend:

1. Stepped in front of a vehicle- (Almost- very close this one.)

2. Got hit by a tanker truck- (Not hard, but still!)

3. Gas leak in the kitchen- gas line into the range burst into flames.

4. Got too close to a monkey-dog fight (I thought it was monkey dog- but it was really just dog-dog fight.) Here is a picture of me with the not monkey-dog-dog fight going on behind me.