I'm doing scooter research because I really like scooters. I want one- a Vespa I could afford- honestly Twikes are out of my range.

Here is an informative article I read: http://www.associatedcontent.com/article/10862/a_beginners_guide_to_scooters.html

I point it out because at the bottem there are comments, one made by Dr. David Leader, who says: "I am a serious scooterist."

Is there such a thing as a serious scooterist? Because just the word scooter is silly let alone "scooterist." That's just over the top silly.

I will now dedicate my life to being a serious scooterist. This shall be my goal hensforth.