I dressed up for the costume contest at work. I was Dr. Jane Goodall. I know why I didn't win! Nobody knew who Dr. Jane Goodall was! (Or it could be that all those dirty old men voted for the skinny pirate girl in her corset and tight pants!)

Kermit gets a new outfit each month

This is the death cookie: There was a scary cookie contest at work. What could be more scary than a gummy skeleton breaking free from an icing and crushed m&m grave? I don't know! But I did not win.

I would have included a picture of Buzz in his costume, but he refused to stand still and then the battery ran out. Dumb dog.