She said, “Okay, it’s late, I want you to come right back. You don’t need to be out all night, because I think you both know what kinds of things boys and girls do alone together in the dark.”

I SO wanted to give my most naive and blameless look and say, “No, I don’t know what they do. Is it a Bible study?”

Can I have that red wine vinaigrette if you aren’t going to keep it?

The collective score on the purity test was 71.25. I’m pretty sure the other two were bringing me down. What would EE say?!