I watched Bubble Boy this weekend. Twice. I endorse it.

“Do what I tell your father to do, just say the pledge of allegiance over and over until it goes away.”

“Have you seen my son?!”
“Yeah, your weird ass son got on a bus with some bright and shiny people, they were heading off to Las Vegas, you know, Satan's anus.”

“Bright and Shiny! Bright! and Shiny! . . . if you save yourself for God, you will get the golden rod!”

“Have you ever been karmically bitch slapped by a six armed goddess?!”