Country Music makes me smile:
The lyrics to a song I heard today (as much as I can remember through the giggles)

"I cain't buy beer at the grocery store
I'm leavin' Amarillo and I a'ain't a'comin' back no more!
Screw you! You ain't worth passing through!
I'm leavin' Amarillo and I a'ain't a'comin' back no more!"