A girl just walked in who smelled of toilet paper. Not used toilet paper (don't be gross) but that smell when you open a fresh 6 pack of Charmin-- that smell. How does one go about getting that smell? At first I thought it was my imagination-- I mean who smells like fresh toilet paper? But then she left and came back, and there it was again- the tp perfume in the air. I suppose there are worse things to smell like.

"She was nice, whey did you dump her?"
"She smelled like soup."
"She smelled like soup? You dumped her because she smelled like soup?!"
"Yeah, she smelled like tomato soup!"
So I married an Ax Murderer