Job 33:28

Wednesday, November 13, 2002

I went to a "Who created whom" debate. The theists, atheists and the agnostics all went in and came out with their opinions intact. I came out with a few interesting quotes.

The skeptic: "Any sufficiently advanced ET intelligence is indistinguishable from God."

Skeptic: “Ets will not be like what we see on Star Trek. They will not be like us with gnarly things on their heads who speak English with an Indian accent.”

Skeptic: “What do you get if you cross an atheist with a Jehovah’s Witness?’ Someone knocking on your door for no reason.” :0)

God guy: “Torturing babies and flying planes into buildings is wrong. If you don’t think these things are indisputably wrong, you are wrong.” (Question from Shannon: If God tells you to do something “wrong” is it still wrong?)

God guy: “Historical evidence doesn’t have to be perfect, only good enough.”

Question from the audience for God guy: “Is God an atheist?”
God guy: “Hmmmm . . . well, I’d have to say the answer is No . . . “
(Skeptic shrugs his shoulders and shakes his head)

Question from the audience for Skeptic: “It seems events like this only bring more disagreement among us, so how should believers and non-believers get along?”\
Skeptic: “Beer and Pizza. I believe adult beverages are needed after events such as this.”
God guy: “I agree.”

God guy: “There are infinities, but not physically.”



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