Miniature Cattle
This is my newest quest. I must see some miniature cattle, more specifically miniature Texas long horns. Why must I see them? Because, they exist and I'm Shannon. I need no better reason. I have serious questions about these animals, as does my cow expert friend. (She would deny this title of "cow expert" but with a bachelors in agriculture and an SBC seminary degree, she not only knows about cows, but plenty about bull crap too.)

Questions that need answers:
How mini is a mini long horn?
What counts as a "long horn" on a miniature cow?
Does a mini long horn need a counter-wait on his butt to keep him from tipping over forwards?
Why were mini cattle created?
Are there miniature cowboys? (Do they ride miniature horses?)
Do full size cows make fun of the minis?
Would you pay to see an all out mini rodeo?

I looked on the net to find a picture of a mini long horn, but as fate would have it, none of the pictures would open. I took that as a definite sign, a sign that I should see these creatures in person. I suspect these cows may even surpass the Nigerian pygmy goat experience.

This isn't just out of the blue you know-- there happens to be a miniature Texas long horn cattle drive in the West End this Saturday. Not a miniature cattle drive, with just a few cows, but actually miniature cows.

Who wants to take me?
Come on ... you know you are itching to see mini long horns too!
Seriously, miniature cattle--I'm not kidding.