Barbie
So, I went to the “Midnight Masquerade” Saturday night. I was sitting next to some gregarious drama boys when this skinny blonde wearing a yellow formal walks by. One of the boys says, “Hey, are you supposed to be Barbie?” She says, “No, I’m ‘I dream of Jeanie’ . . . at a party.” I’m thinking that’s kinda random when he turns to me, looks at my black dress and pointy hat and says, “No offense, but you look like a witch.” I said, “No, I’m Barbie.”