A conversation with my husband
Him: Tomorrow night is Moth Night
Me: It is not!
Him: Yes it is! I sent you an email about it. It's Moth Night at the ... you know ... moth museum.
Me: You're just making that up.
Him: I'm pulling up the email right now.
Me: We don't have a moth museum! You are ridiculous!
Him: Look at this! (passes the phone to me)
Me: "It's Moth Night at River Legacy Park Nature Area on July 25." What? How is this even a thing?
Him: The girls want to go to Moth Night.
Me: I can't go to MOTH NIGHT! It's SHARK WEEK! Who puts Moth Night in the middle of Shark Week? You should take them to Moth Night!
Him: I can't.
Me: Why NOT!?
Him: I have a meeting.
Me: You have a meeting at 8:30PM?
Him: I don't know how long it will last.
Me: UGH- what kind of meeting?
Him: City Council.
Me: I seriously question the leadership of this city. First, they put Moth Night in the middle of Shark Week, then they schedule a city council meeting on MOTH NIGHT!? I didn't vote for this.
