http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/4096586/

Whale explodes in Taiwan . . . they needed to mention the size of his penis for what reason . . . ?

http://n.ethz.ch/student/mkos/pinguin.swf

Oh if only I knew how to make a link . . . this is a great fun game. I endorse it.
Click once for the penguin to drop, a second time for the swing.

Sure at home I'm Kermit, but at work . . .


You are Beaker.
You are very tense, stressed and paranoid. You hate
furthering the cause of science, as it tends to
get you blown up.

SPECIAL TALENTS:
Scientific assistant, Victim
LAST BOOK READ:
"1001 Meeps to a Bigger Vocabulary"

FAVORITE MOVIE:
"Run Silent, Run Meep"

QUOTE:
"Meep! Meep! Meep!"

NEVER LEAVES HOME WITHOUT:
Medical Coverage


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The cat knows the wrath of my rubber band gun. She might be out of heat now-- she's acting more like her "I'm really just a tiny little wild animal intent on destroying your home" self.

At the book store today I was suprised (I don't know why I let these things suprise me at this age) 1. The "Baptist Bible," edited by Dr. Criswell and 2. The "Gay Mystics" and I checked to make sure they didn't mean in the "I'm happy, jovial and fun-to-be-around" kind of way. I couldn't bear to investigate further as to who the gay mystics were/are or what made that Bible esp. Baptist.

I just found my cat closed in my room mate's room. Damn cat.

I learned today that some people in the northwest traditionally eat catsup on their tacos. I believe there is something fundamentally wrong with that.

I decided to take a walk, and I figure if I taking a walk I should at least end up somewhere. I decided to end up at Goodwill. I bought four National Geographics, and two dresses. All for the low price of $13.84. As I was walking home, a guy came up to me to tell me his sad story about being homeless, broke, etc. So I gave him five bucks. He gave me a knock off Swiss Army knife, you know, in exchange. Then he blessed me-- that I might have a car under my feet so I didn't have to walk.

I wasn't brave enough to tell a man in wheelchair that I have a car, I like to walk.

sha-la-la-la-la-la live for today

You are Kermit the Frog.
You are reliable, responsible and caring. And you
have a habit of waving your arms about
maniacally.

FAVORITE EXPRESSIONS:
"Hi ho!" "Yaaay!" and
"Sheesh!"
FAVORITE MOVIE:
"How Green Was My Mother"

LAST BOOK READ:
"Surfin' the Webfoot: A Frog's Guide to the
Internet"

HOBBIES:
Sitting in the swamp playing banjo.

QUOTE:
"Hmm, my banjo is wet."


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Where AIDS comes from:

What is the story you heard? I heard it came from Africa. Someone (an African someone to be sure) ate an infected monkey brain (uncooked, as a delicacy of course) and that person became infected and it just spread from there. It hopped continents with the travelers. Conclusion-AIDS came from Africa.

What have Africans heard?

AIDS came from Westerners. Westerners having beastial relations contracted the disease. Then, by way of research, poor Africans were intentially infected to see the course the disease woud run. In that way it was introduced to Africa.

I wonder where it came from according to Chinese people?

A while back I thought I saw a bumper sticker that said, "Don't mess with Jesus"

But when I got closer it just said, "Don't mess with Texas"

I was so dissapointed.

I think my cat's in heat.

I also think she thinks her name is "Get-down-get-back-get-out-stupid-beasty-cat!"

I found my "Magnum 12" rubberband gun under my bed today . . . I've pegged her several times already. It's alot easier than getting up to chase her away from something. It's like a remote control for my cat. :0)

Her name is Suzy. If I had a weiner dog, I'd name him Richard.

I lost my blogs about the mouse that stole the rhinestone belt and the cat who . . . I can't actually remember the point I was making about the cat . . Maybe I just lost the rhinestone belt . . . No, I blame the mouse! and the cat!

But now I can't find my medicine box!

Damn cat!

I resolve to make resolutions . . . before the end of the month.