why I never buy red shoes

 I am drawn to red shoes and boots.  I don't know why, but I always gravitate to them when I'm considering new footwear.  I have on a very few occasions bought red shoes, but then I felt self-conscious every time I wore them.  

My problem is I have big feet. Big, long fat feet.  And I hate tight shoes, so I will look for wide width shoes or buy them a size too big.  I want my toes to have room to wiggle- and I decided earlier than most women that comfort is way more important to me than style.

Whenever I wear red shoes I feel like other people are looking at my shoes like, "Look at those giant clown shoes!"  Red is just begging for attention. The last thing I need is for people to take more notice of my feet.

So- no red shoes.  FYI about me.

PS maybe it's a wonder woman thing.