Moth Night

 A conversation with my husband

Him: Tomorrow night is Moth Night

Me: It is not!

Him: Yes it is!  I sent you an email about it. It's Moth Night at the  ... you know ... moth museum.

Me: You're just making that up.

Him: I'm pulling up the email right now.

Me: We don't have a moth museum! You are ridiculous!

Him: Look at this! (passes the phone to me)

Me: "It's Moth Night at River Legacy Park Nature Area on July 25."  What? How is this even a thing?  

Him: The girls want to go to Moth Night.

Me: I can't go to MOTH NIGHT!  It's SHARK WEEK!   Who puts Moth Night in the middle of Shark Week?  You should take them to Moth Night!

Him: I can't.  

Me: Why NOT!?

Him: I have a meeting.

Me: You have a meeting at 8:30PM?

Him: I don't know how long it will last.

Me: UGH- what kind of meeting?

Him: City Council.

Me: I seriously question the leadership of this city.  First, they put Moth Night in the middle of Shark Week, then they schedule a city council meeting on MOTH NIGHT!?  I didn't vote for this.